After being scared out of my ever loving mind watching Pontypool (a movie that took a page from the book Snow Crash where the zombie virus is spread by words), I sought the comfort of a nice, safe, good old fashioned, non-infections, no zombies here chat with my dear husband.
DH: Wasn't that a good movie?
Me: Yes, but I'm never sleeping again.
DH: Come on, it wasn't that bad.
Me: Have you read Memoirs of a Geisha? It's a really good book. You'd love it.
DH: Does it have zombies in it?
Me: Yes.
DH: But are they ninja zombies?
Me: Yes.
DH: You're lying to me aren't you?
Me: No, they're just at the end of the book.
DH: Then I'll just skip to the end of the book.
Me: It doesn't work like that, you have to read the whole thing or you won't understand.
DH: Do you have a simple sample? Just a simple sample? Simple sample...Simple sample...
Me: *face palm*
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